Nose bleed!



Been thinking of a new entry for two weeks now..kinakalawang na ata utak ko..nagsabaw na sa noodles na nilalantakan ko.


Kaninang lunch, nag-browse ako ng mga videos sa you tube..Binalikan ko yung interview with Janina San Miguel, the lady-who- doesn't- feel- any- pressure-right- now.. sa Bb. Pilipinas Pageant..Di ako pedeng di matawa everytime I remember her..

Well, here's to more nose bleeding situations.. Ready your hanky now..

2 pa-sosyal ladies talking:
Girl 1: Am i raining outside?
Girl 2: Not, sprinkle only.

Yaya on a fast food chain:
Mam gusto po ni Junior ng Kidney meal

A newcomer promoting her single:
My first debut album ..

My classmate- galit- Mine your own business!

Another classmate- ang sakit tuloy ng headache ko!!!!!!!

Still another classmate-
Do not english me, i dont go to school!! my father is difficult!!!we're only difficult(mahirap)! that's why!

My favorite-
from my maangas classmate..
(papasok ng room)Well...well...well...LOOK DO WE HAVE HERE?!

A party invitation:
To all my friends: Please come to my address tomorrow because we will eat our house at lunch. my parents will die 20 chickens, 10 boys and 10 girls. i will birthday, you know. see you every now and then!

Ilang mga EXCUSE LETTERS:
Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,herbrother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
(Talambuhay ata eto..hehe)

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
(bawal ang pork..bawal ang shrimp...)


From the professor of my friend:


Prof: (angry ) I want to talk to your parents specially your mother and your father tomorrow right now!

Same Prof: You! You broom-broom the floor!(walisan mo ang sahig) And you! you coconut shell the floor! (mag-bunot ka ng sahig )



Some famous lines from Melanie Marquez..
- alma mother

- give me alone!

- the nerd..

- long-legged legs

- (in her show) Fashion is not your problem anymore!It's my problem anymore!



At syempre papaawat ba si Loveliness??

On her show announcing the late arrival of nora aunor:
"Now please welcome the late Nora Aunor!"


Tita Mids: Alma, more or less, how many movies have you done?
Alma: Tita Mida naman.. (blushing).. syempre MORE!

Martin N: Ness, what can you say about the violence in the Philippines?
Alma: Martin naman..gitara nga di ako marunong..VIOLIN pa??




HA-HA-HA-HA!!

About Allan Bough

Allan works full time as a Recruitment Head for an IT Solutions company in Makati and juggles blogging along side. He’s fond of travelling, a certified beach and nature lover and would want to explore more of Earth’s riches. A former community theater director, a pre school teacher and a frustrated Star In A Million contestant, Allan hopes of conquering the big stage for a spotlight one day. Conversation and people are his passion.
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